00002: Hortense's Incredible Hunger

Hortense: This milk is bad.
MOTHER: I'm not driving all the way to the hospital this time, we're going to the free clinic.
Hortense: Can I eat the cookie dough stuck in the garbage disposal?
MOTHER: Do it now, I'm not making two trips.
"The Hobnobbers" copyright © 2005 Daniel Adams