00003: MOTHER's Lesson in Money

Hortense: I saw a nice dress at the mall and I want it!
MOTHER: No, you can't afford it.
Hortense: What if I used your credit card?
MOTHER: I don't have a credit card.
Hortense: Well, I used someone's credit card.
MOTHER: Lookin' good.
"The Hobnobbers" copyright © 2005 Daniel Adams