00005: Hector's Triumphant Return

Hector: I have returned MOTHER! I bet you're wondering what I've been doing all this time!
Hector: Well, I've found my calling, and it has drawn me into a world of intrigue, suspense, and excitement! I've travelled the world, saving hundreds of people from the evil that penetrates our very socie...
Hortense: Did I just hear Hector?
MOTHER: No, it's just your imagination playing tricks on you.
MOTHER: Now, go be a dear and take out the trash.
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