00007: Hector's Somewhat Kinda New Powers

Hortense: Where have you been all this time?
Hector: I've been travelling the world with my new powers!
Hortense: What sort of powers?
Hector: Well, I can fly, I can run at the speed of light, I can...
MOTHER: Can you turn on the electricity without having to pay for it?
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