00009: Hector's Cry for Attention

Hector: Wanna see me fly?
Hortense: No, not really.
Hector: Would you like to see me run at the speed of light?
Hortense: No, but thank you for asking.
Hector: Do you want to stick your fingers in my eye sockets?
Hortense: DO I!
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